how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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