Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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