The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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