oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Will exercising make me less horny?
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