Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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