Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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