I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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