dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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