make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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