Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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