Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
