***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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