guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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