I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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