why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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