fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Drake has all the answers
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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