Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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