North Korea, Best Korea!
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
When are your genitals available?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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