do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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