Non-Jews are for practice
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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