youre lurking in front of me
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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