we're blogging at a bar
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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