How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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