His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
