He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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