Swine flu. Run for my life!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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