I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
this just has baby written all over it
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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