Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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