u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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