im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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