Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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