keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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