drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She's better-looking with the mask on.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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