Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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