im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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