I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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