But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
