let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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