You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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