I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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