I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
