is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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