The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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