so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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