She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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