2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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