there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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