I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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