Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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