How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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