You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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