I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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