awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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