S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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