So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
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