Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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