My hair reeks of homosexuality.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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